laugh and laugh it loud

Recently come across few points which made me laugh loud. These are simple one's but very effective and has message in it.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
For Sale : Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Think , Its not Illegal Yet .
As long as there are tests , there will be prayer in schools .
I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorced I keep the house .
Commonsense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world; Everyone thinks he has enough .
When I die , I want to go like my Grandpa...Peacefully Sleeping ...Not screaming like the passengers in his car .


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